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ATF ‘Knock & Talk’ F*ck Off Candle

$74.99

Turn Your Bath Into a Rebel Sanctuary: Flip Off Stress in Pure Bliss by Candlelight

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Flip Off Stress in Pure Bliss by Candlelight

Had one of those days? You know, the kind where that ATF ‘Knock & Talk’ YouTube video finally got on your last nerve? Or when you found out that the gun store you’ve been loyal to for years gave the ATF your purchase history? Time to unwind and turn your bubble bath into a rebel sanctuary. And what better way to do it than with our cheeky middle-finger candles? Line your bathtub with these sassy flickers, flipping off narcs, traitors, gun grabbers, freedom haters, and that unannounced, unsolicited ATF ‘Knock & Talk’ inquiry you never wanted to be part of. Grab your favorite gun porn mag, and as you sink into a steaming, lavender-scented bath with flower petals floating gently around you, let the glow of defiance light your path to relaxation. Because sometimes, self-care means giving the intrusive ATF and colluding online dealers the bird—one candle at a time.

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Failure to follow up with payment (except for quotes) will lead to restrictions on future purchases. DO NOT PLACE ORDER UNLESS YOU INTEND TO FINALIZE PAYMENT.

How to Place Order and Make Payment:

  1. Place Your Order: No payment is required at checkout. Simply click "PLACE ORDER" so I know what to ship and where to send it.
  2. Contact Me: After placing your order, send an email or text with your order number and the phrase "ready to pay" (e.g., "383838 ready to pay").
  3. Finalizing Payment: I will respond shortly so we can discuss secure methods to complete your payment, ensuring our Second Amendment business is conducted discreetly and away from the watchful eyes of those who seek to infringe on our rights.

Evidence of all sales is destroyed beyond the scope of recovery so no one can use our records to regulate or criminalize our customers. By safeguarding our transactions in this manner, we uphold the spirit of the Second Amendment and ensure your purchase data stays secure from government tracking.

Please don't hesitate to call if you have any questions.

To All Government Entities:

Please note that we do not accept subpoenas delivered in person, by mail, electronically, or through substituted service. Additionally, to avoid financial surveillance or transaction monitoring, we do not accept credit cards, and we do not keep records of sales of 80% frames, receivers, or gun parts. Therefore, we cannot and will not respond to warrants, subpoenas, court orders, demands, or requests for customer data.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.